Steve's Blog Part-aaayy!

Well, welcome to December, blog readers. December is a special time for blogging, because the blog spirit is especially strong this time of year. Especially if you are looking for some new Christmas shoes (inside joke).

And now, reviews from last week:
"I was proud to be the star of your Blog"--Sister Lisa
"You outdid yourself. I laughed out loud"--co-worker
"Very funny, schmoo"--the wifey

And now, this week's joke: I tried to get in touch with my inner child the other day, and it hung up on me.--Bah dum bum!

And now, the topic for this week's blog was suggested by one of our readers. He suggested that I talk about the Jet Stream oven. Well, I don't know much about the Jet Stream Oven, but I will tell you what I know. I know that it can cook stuff faster, cleaner and more efficient than a normal oven. And if you call within the next 10 minutes, you can purchase a Jet Stream Oven at a fraction of the cost of other ovens that contain the words "Jet", "Stream" and "Oven". You can also use your Jet Stream Oven for a guided meditation. Picture your Jet Stream Oven in a beautiful field, surrounded by colorful wildflowers swaying in the breeze. The sun beats down on your Jet Stream Oven like a bright, but not too hot, summer day. Let your Jet Stream Oven breathe in and out, focusing on its breathe. Lay back on the hot ground with your Jet Stream Oven and let you mind be emptied of all of the clutter of this work-a-day world. Then, dance around with your Jet Stream Oven to a joyous song, like Sheryl Crow's "I wanna soak up the sun." Then, drift slowly off to sleep.................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Have a peaceful week, faithful readers and users of the Jet Stream Oven!

Next week: How to Lose a Week and a Half in Ten Days!

Love,

Steve