Steve's Blog Part 2008

Well, hello all, and a happy, healthy 2008 to you all (poo poo! (to ward off the evil eye)). Some of you may have noticed that there was no blog last week. Some of you probably didn't notice at all. Some of you were probably even relieved that there was no blog to read. And some of you even did other things in the past two weeks besides thinking about Steve's blog.

But anyway, the reason that there was no blog last Monday night was because... it was New Year's Eve, baby! Me and the Mrs. and the two kiddies were at a big New Year's Eve bash at one of Svetlana's friend's house. Her hubby is an awesome cook, and he made some bitchin' dishes that were to die for, let me tell you. And there was a Karaoke machine, so we all took turns singing lots of songs from the machine. The machine even kept score as to how well it thought you were singing the song. Many of my scores were highly mediocre, but my best score was an 89 out of 100 on Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven, a song that many of you may have heard of. Svetlana and I even danced to that song at the Sweet 16 party where we met, which was over 19 years ago (can you believe it?). It brought back memories. Svetlana was even getting a little teary-eyed. And both Adam and Amy stayed up until Midnight at the party. And believe or not, Adam fell asleep before Amy. She lasted until the way home, and Adam fell asleep around 12:15 and we had to carry him to the car. We even forgot his sneakers at the party, and I went to go get them a couple of days later when I was in Northeast Philly to get my haircut at Svetlana's aunt's house. And while I was picking up the sneaker's, I got to have some more yummy food from Svetlana's friend's husband. So it wasn't all bad.

So why, you may ask, am I rambling on a lot in this blog. Well, because my co-worker said that I had to make this blog twice as long as a normal blog because I missed last week. And I figured, well, I work with this guy, I had better not disobey him, for fears of retaliation or downright sabotage. So Mr. Coworker, I hope you are satisfied with the length of this blog. If it is not up to your standards, I can always add a few more words to next week's blog to make up the difference. But I am trying as hard as I can to fill up space while trying not to say anything worthwhile. I hope it is working. Also, he said to mention my fear of change. So I just did.

And now, this week's joke: The United States' Political System (HA HA HA). Just think, if Hillary becomes President, by the time she is out of office, Chelsea will be almost old enough to run for President herself. And then she can continue the Clinton legacy (Steve, time to wake up!) Oh, I must have been dreaming, back to the blog.

So many of you may have noticed that this week's blog is not really laugh out loud funny. Maybe more of a light chuckle once in a while kind of blog this week. Well, this has been perfectly designed to ensure the highest good for all. (Well, that's what they always say in all of the Psychobabble books).

Before we go, this week's dumb thought: All of the names of the days of the week contain the word "day".

And now, my New Year's Resolution: 640 x 800.

Later, Y'all.

Next week: How to make a wealth stream just by dumping a lot of money into a small body of water (Get it, Wealth Stream). Hoo Boy!