Steve's Blog Part Mid Jan

Yes, blog fans. It's that exciting time of the year that I like to call Mid January. It's the time of year when the holidays are over and all of us who have the day off next Monday are looking forward to Martin Luther King day. It is a time to reflect on things. But then again, it is always a time to reflect on things. And it is a time to enjoy one's family. But then again... (we get the joke).

And now it's time for this week's Humortology Forecast: This month's Humortology sign is Kettle-Corn:

When you wake up in the morning, and you step outside, you'll take a deep breath and you'll get real high, and you'll scream at the top of your lungs, "What's goin' on?"

Later in the day, you'll get the sense that it is later in the day than it was earlier. This is normal. Don't panic. Or at least, if you do panic, Panic with Style.

In the evening, enjoy a Good Book or Book on Tape or Scotch Tape or Hop Scotch or Beer with Hops or Lite Beer or Lite Brite or a Bright, Bright, Bright Sun Shiny Day or a Day Break or Breakfast or Fast Times at Ridgemont High or High School of a School of Fish or Fish Sticks or Stick Ball or (this paragraph will self destruct in 15 seconds). Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick (KABOOM!)

And now, this week's joke: What do you call a Seattle rock band who lives in a pineapple under the sea? GrungeBob SquareCords. (HA HA HA)

Well, buh bye for now. Be good (but not too good).

Next week: How a preposition can be a good thing to end a sentence with.