Steve's Blog Part "Sick" and Tired

I've been quite sick since Friday, had to take two days off of work, and I didn't get a chance to do my blog last night. Just wanted to apologize.

Instead, a little promo: Robing Schwoyer, the director of the non-profit group Svetlana and I are involved called HeARTs for Autism, is being interviewed tomorrow on the radio on 95.7 BEN-FM at 7:30 AM (Wednesday March 26) as the Woman of the Week. For those of you who can, tune in. It should be interesting!

Dats all folks!

Steve's Blog Part Still Tired

Those of you who read last week's blog will remember that I was tired. Well, I am once again tired. Suffice to say that most of the time when I write this blog I will be at least somewhat tired. Ok? Nuff said. I won't say anything more about it.

Ok, and now for this week's picture. It is a picture of our family with our friends the Gaal's at their holiday party last December. That was a pretty good time. I hope they won't mind me using their picture. What with all of these privacy laws and HIPAA and all that. My friend and I were talking about the whole privacy thing today, how you could be the best worker for 20 years but if they find out you violated somewhat's privacy, they might send ya packin'! It's all silly. What do you think, readers?

And now, this week's yolk: The inside of an egg! (HA HA HA)

Next week: Scientific study proves there are 50 ways to leave your lover (Google Paul Simon if you don't get the joke).

Later,

Steve-o

Steve's Blog Part Tired

I am very tired right now. As hard as it might be for all of you blog readers to believe, I do other things during the week besides blogging. That is why I am tired. Presumably, if all I did all week was rest up to do my blog on Monday nights around 10PM, I wouldn't be so tired. But alas, I have other responsibilities other than blogging. And I won't lie to you, some of the other responsbilities I have are even more important than blogging. Like being a father. [It's time for A Very Special Blog]. Yes, having a baby look into your eyes is a feeling that can't be described. I wouldn't trade it for the world. God Bless America! Freedom! To Life! L'Chaiym! [And that concludes this week's Very Special Blog].

And now for this week's Joke: What does the President use when he goes fishing? Political de Bait! (Eh?!)

Well, that's all for this week! You'll have to wait, till next week, Nanny Nanny Foo Foo.

--Steve

Steve's Blog Part Really Really Real

Well, blog fans, one of my coworkers suggested that I base this week's blog on some real events that happened to me in the last week. But just to spite this person, I will not. There, person/coworker, how do you like those apples?

And in any case, who's to say what is "real" anyway. I shall now site examples:

• Most of so-called "Reality" TV is not that real.
• One product claims to be "Real" mayonnaise. Is it?
• One product used to claim be "The Real Thing". Was it?

There. I have sited enough examples. Do not make me site more examples, or I will be mad at you. And you don't want that. Grrrr!

Since I know you, the reader, cannot handle too much new information at one time, I will make that the end of the main point of my blog today. So don't complain that this blog is too long and you don't have time to read it. Nobody likes a whiner! Meowww!

And now this week's joke: Try the latest new product to calm your urges towards Political Fanaticism: PrimariAgra. If, after using this product, you experience an election lasting more than four hours, please call your Ward Leader immediately.

Next week: SuperDelegates vs. the SuperFriends!

Toodle Ew!--Steve