Steve's Blog Part Longer than last week

Well, another week has gone by. Alright, I guess I can't put off this issue forever. Some of you, evidently, were upset by the brevity of last week's blog. Well, we at Steve's Blog do not Cow Tow to special interest groups. We do not take money from lobbyists. We do not accept contributions from oil companies. Our name is not Earl. We do not simply vote off people just because they are not in our alliance. There are no skills challenges on Steve's Blog that will give you immunity until next week. Steve's Blog does not have a laugh track--you have to make your own laughter. We do not tease you and then take commercial breaks. We also do not give away our favorite things on any episode of Steve's blog. There are no judges that screeen Steve's blog before it is published. And also, Steve's blog is not subject to the whim of America's votes (I can keep publishing this blog forever, even if the only person reading it is me).

What is it that I am trying to say here, right now, is this present moment, a moment that, once it is gone, can never be captured again (well, except maybe on You Tube or sumpin')? I leave it up to you, the reader, to figure out what I am trying to say. 'Cause I sure as heck don't know what I am talking about. Is heck too strong a word for a family blog such as Steve's blog? If so, please subsitute the word "Harry" instead of "heck" when reading this blog.

As a final thought, I am reading a book now called Eat Pray Love. My version would be Eat Nap Pray Nap Love Nap and Then One More Nap.

Until next week: Be the change you want to see in the candy
machine during break--Majobsa Bohr.

Love,

Steve

Steve's Blog Part Phooey

The Flyers lost! Phooey! That's all I have to say.

See ya next week!

Steve's Blog Part cinqo de mayo

Yes, blog fans. We in American know this date as the 5th of May. But it sounds much cooler to say Cinqo de Mayo. What does this holiday mean to me, you ask? Well, almost nothing really. What is does mean to me is that this holiday provides another excuse for us U.S. Americans to forget our ethnic differences so that we can have another excuse to go out and get drunk.

Just like St. Patrick Day, or pretty much any other holiday--yes, the greatest unifier in this great country of ours is that every time there is a holiday, we all rise to the challenge and do our duty by getting drunk together.

But what about the plight of the Polar Bear. The Polar Bear knows no holidays. All he wants to do is live peacefully in his natural habitat, away from the sting of Man. But alas, every year, more Polar Bears have to cancel their subscription to Sports Illustrated because they have no place to read.

And what of the Bald Eagle. If we in this country have found a way to send a man to the moon, surely we could find a way to get the Bald Eagle some nice hair plugs or that spray hair in a can so he wouldn't be so bald.

And furthermore, political parties should be abolished. Aren't we sophisticated enough to just vote for someone because of their beliefs, and not because of what square peg they fit into?

And Prayer in Schools. Teachers are the ones who should be praying, because students are getting violent to them all of the time.

And people who run side businesses at their "real job" shouldn't be tied down by their "real" work. They should just be able to do their thing.

And what's with blogs being too long...

Oops, I think he meant me. See ya next week.