Steve's Blog will not be seen tonight to bring you "Seinfeld, the Lost Episode" or, "Something I just made up"
George: You won't believe what happened!
Jerry: I'm sure I will, Georgey. I'm sure I will.
George: Whatever! Anyway, I'm getting ready to pay for a soda outside, and my $5 bill flies out of my hand and down a sewer drain! Just like that. Gone!
Jerry: That's terrible, George.
George: There should be some way that they could tell it was my $5 bill if someone finds it down there.
Jerry: Ok. First of all, you're saying that you would want your $5 bill back--after it's been in the sewer.
George: You're darn right I would. It's my money.
Jerry: If I do find out that you ever received a $5 bill back after being in the sewer, then you know we can never see each other again. It's bad enough you took that book into the bathroom. I should have disowned you for that.
George: There should be some way, that if they find the money, that they know it's mine.
Jerry: That's sounds plausible.
George: So that I could have a chance, of getting my money back. When you get your car stolen, at least maybe the police can find it. But money, once you lose it, it's gone!
Kramer: (Bursting into the room, as usual) Hey, George. What's all the fuss?
Jerry: (matter of fact-ly) George lost a $5 bill. It flew out of his hands, down the sewer. He wants some kind of money ID so he has a chance of getting it back.
Kramer: Sewer, ay! I, I'd go down there and look for it.
Jerry: What?! For a $5 bill. And to think I actually admit I know you people.
Kramer: Well, maybe not for $5. But a hundred--I'm down there (with funny hand motion).
George: Well I can't stay here. I'm too upset.
Jerry: Should we have a funeral for your $5?
George: Whatever. I'll see ya later (closes door).
Elaine: Hey! How come I wasn't in this scene! (she pushes Blog)
Me: WOAH! THAT HURT!
End scene.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
Steve's Blog Part I don't know
Well, I don't really know what to write about today. I shall have to call on the guidance of my Blogging Guardian Angel, Blogael. Blogael will now take over:
"Well, dear ones. One can talk about many things in one's blog. One could talk about the election. That is certainly topical. But then again, if one hears any more about the election, one could really so nuts, so perhaps one should not do that.
One could write about something totally at random, like any object that is on one's computer table at the moment, like one's son's Matchbox car. But then again, what would one say about this Matchbox car. Not much, one is sure, so let us forget about that.
One could write about Paris Hilton. Many have already written about the one who is called Paris Hilton. But then again, one has some dignity, and one does not need to stoop so low as to have to write about that interesting personality (that is the closest a blogging angel will come to a negative comment, unless the blogging angel stubs his toe. You don't want to be around for that one).
Or one could just end one's blog right now, leaving readers puzzled as to the value of what they just read. Yes, let's do that."
"Well, dear ones. One can talk about many things in one's blog. One could talk about the election. That is certainly topical. But then again, if one hears any more about the election, one could really so nuts, so perhaps one should not do that.
One could write about something totally at random, like any object that is on one's computer table at the moment, like one's son's Matchbox car. But then again, what would one say about this Matchbox car. Not much, one is sure, so let us forget about that.
One could write about Paris Hilton. Many have already written about the one who is called Paris Hilton. But then again, one has some dignity, and one does not need to stoop so low as to have to write about that interesting personality (that is the closest a blogging angel will come to a negative comment, unless the blogging angel stubs his toe. You don't want to be around for that one).
Or one could just end one's blog right now, leaving readers puzzled as to the value of what they just read. Yes, let's do that."
Monday, June 2, 2008
Steve's Blog Part Mitzvah
Yes, back after a week's hiatus, during which we were having lots of Internet connectivity problems, Steve's blog is back just in time for today's momentous occasion--the 24th Anniversary of the my Bar Mitzvah. And now, here is a list of all of the things I remember doing on all of the June 2nd's of my life.
Big List
So as you can see, June 2 has been a pretty interesting date in my life, with a least 2 memorable dates out of the 37 June 2nd's that I have experienced so far in my life.
Now what if you could remember the following things you did for the first time in your life:
The date you had your first Oreo
The date you first laughed
The date you first said, "I love You" to your Mommy
The date you first rode in a shopping cart
The date you first knew you had a belly button
The date you made your first friend
The date you answered your first question right in school
The date you first got a sappy email like this......................
If you forward this blog to exactly 6.5 people, at 10:23 tomorrow morning, you will magically know the answers to all of the above questions. And you will also remember "Who called that day", "What that thing was that you couldn't think of" and "That other thing that you forgot".
Now go get a good night's sleep and prepare for a magical tomorrow.
Sincerely,
Steve O'Gradessey--Lord of the Joke
P.S. Funny link: Young Hillary Clinton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAu39I5QOUc
Big List
Date(s) (June 2nd's)-----------------------Things I did
June 2, 1972 through June 2, 1983---------I don't remember
June 2, 1984-------------------------------Had Bar Mitzvah
June 2, 1985 through June 2, 2007---------I don't remember
June 2, 2008-------------------------------Wrote Blog
So as you can see, June 2 has been a pretty interesting date in my life, with a least 2 memorable dates out of the 37 June 2nd's that I have experienced so far in my life.
Now what if you could remember the following things you did for the first time in your life:
The date you had your first Oreo
The date you first laughed
The date you first said, "I love You" to your Mommy
The date you first rode in a shopping cart
The date you first knew you had a belly button
The date you made your first friend
The date you answered your first question right in school
The date you first got a sappy email like this......................
If you forward this blog to exactly 6.5 people, at 10:23 tomorrow morning, you will magically know the answers to all of the above questions. And you will also remember "Who called that day", "What that thing was that you couldn't think of" and "That other thing that you forgot".
Now go get a good night's sleep and prepare for a magical tomorrow.
Sincerely,
Steve O'Gradessey--Lord of the Joke
P.S. Funny link: Young Hillary Clinton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAu39I5QOUc
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