Steve's Blog will not be seen tonight to bring you "Seinfeld, the Lost Episode" or, "Something I just made up"
George: You won't believe what happened!
Jerry: I'm sure I will, Georgey. I'm sure I will.
George: Whatever! Anyway, I'm getting ready to pay for a soda outside, and my $5 bill flies out of my hand and down a sewer drain! Just like that. Gone!
Jerry: That's terrible, George.
George: There should be some way that they could tell it was my $5 bill if someone finds it down there.
Jerry: Ok. First of all, you're saying that you would want your $5 bill back--after it's been in the sewer.
George: You're darn right I would. It's my money.
Jerry: If I do find out that you ever received a $5 bill back after being in the sewer, then you know we can never see each other again. It's bad enough you took that book into the bathroom. I should have disowned you for that.
George: There should be some way, that if they find the money, that they know it's mine.
Jerry: That's sounds plausible.
George: So that I could have a chance, of getting my money back. When you get your car stolen, at least maybe the police can find it. But money, once you lose it, it's gone!
Kramer: (Bursting into the room, as usual) Hey, George. What's all the fuss?
Jerry: (matter of fact-ly) George lost a $5 bill. It flew out of his hands, down the sewer. He wants some kind of money ID so he has a chance of getting it back.
Kramer: Sewer, ay! I, I'd go down there and look for it.
Jerry: What?! For a $5 bill. And to think I actually admit I know you people.
Kramer: Well, maybe not for $5. But a hundred--I'm down there (with funny hand motion).
George: Well I can't stay here. I'm too upset.
Jerry: Should we have a funeral for your $5?
George: Whatever. I'll see ya later (closes door).
Elaine: Hey! How come I wasn't in this scene! (she pushes Blog)
Me: WOAH! THAT HURT!
End scene.
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4 comments:
How will this episode end? You know you are gonna have to finish this now.
A little better. I could actually see the characters of Seinfeld speaking your accurate dialogue. My only complaint? It was pointless. Is this how blogs are supposed to be? Random thoughts pulled out of the air? No common thread throughout your blogs? Common Steve...You can do it!!!!
I like your blog if you know what I mean ;}
What do you like about his blog Kristen?
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