Okay, blog fans. It's been a week since the last blog. But doesn't it feel a lot longer? I think so. I think it was a long week, even though the family and I went on a little vacay to Wildwood Crest, NJ this weekend. Of course it was nice and all, but I have two vacation issues that need to be addressed by the next President.
1. The sun. It's too darn hot.
2. The ocean. It was a lot colder than the real temperature.
I think the next President needs to form a task force to consider forming a sub-committee to consider the possbility of addressing these issues. While it is true that these issues may not be directly related to the so-called "National Security" that everyone always seems to be talking about, they are important nonetheless. And as a registered voter, I'm sure there are lots of other people who feel the same way I do. Do, you, feel like I do?
So if Obama or McCaim reads this blog, (or at least if someone can pretend to be them) I would like them to respond to this blog with a full proposal ASAP (as soon as possible, for those of you who don't know that abbreviation).
Yes, I know there is not a lot of humor in this week's blog, but sometimes a serious issue comes along that needs to be addressed in a forum such as Steve's blog.
So until next week, God Bless America, and all that.
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One way to heat up the ocean is to throw 75% of the US population into the ocean. This will solve your problem of a cold ocean, while solving the problem of having way too many stupid people in this World.
I am surprised that this blog hasn't gotten national attention for how awesome it is!!!
Yes, I know there is not a lot of humor in this week's blog? Does it ever? Go Mets.
Steve, please take your hands off the keyboard and take three steps back away from the pc. Now go get yourself an axe or baseball bat and promptly smash your computer. Don't think about it, just make it happen. There, that does it. Free at last, free at last from Steve's blog. Amateur.
No new blog this week, maybe the Internet was down again
Well, you know, it's hard to sit down and write two to three paragraphs off the top of your head. It takes up time too. You know, that's five minutes or less that he will never get back.
My 10 year old son can write a better blog than this. Boo boo. Give it up. Announce your retirement from the bloggy gridiron Steve Farve.
I am to you what Mickey is to Rocky, I am just trying to motivate you. I know you can do it. You can write better than what you have shown so far. Just do it. Come up with a funny story, not just clips of random thoughs about remembering the first time you said i love you to your mommy. Come on. I keep tuning in thinking it has to get better.
Rocky was a bum who only fought Tomato Cans. The real champ is STEVE!
Um...yeah, right, whatever, tomato cans gotcha.
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