Steve's Blog Part "Philly Sports"

Hello again, blog fans. We are back after a "no blog" week last week. That is because I was up until after midnight watching the Eagles game over my brother-in-law's house. It was a great game against the 'Boys, but unfortunately we were not victorious. But luckily, we won this week, so we are back on track.

And how 'bout dem Phillies. A couple of weeks ago we seemed dead in the water, and now we can either win the division, or we have the wild card as a back up. Who woulda thunk it? It will be funny if the Mets totally blow it again this year and don't even make the wild card. HA HA.

For those of you who do not like sports, here is an alternative blog by my fictional female alter ego Mrs. Humor:
Tootles, blog fans. I was NOT here last week, because I was too distraught about my hair being blown around from all of this windy weather. I just don't know what to say about the new fall fashion trends. They call it Haut Couture. Feh!--They should call it "Oat" Couture, because these clothes are only fit for horses. The only thing good this fall is the new season of America's Next Top Model. It promises to be the best one yet.

And I don't know about you, but I am sick of having to put on makeup all of the time. And really, it's not the other men we're afraid will judge us, it's the other women. Come on, girls! Let's stop bringing each other down. Let's burn our lipstick and go natural! Just don't take away my hairspray. I do need that.

There you have it. A fair and balanced Male/Female blog. And if any of my readers are canines, I say, "Woof Woof". And for the felines, "Meow Meow". --The Dr.

Steve's Blog Part "Quick"

This has to be a quick blog, for we have lots of chores to do for tomorrow, because we have to try to get out of the house early tomorrow, because tomorrow night, we are going to try to buy... A NEW CAR!!!!!! That's right, the brand new 2009 Camry. The 2009 Camry features four wheels, a steering wheel, built in front, side and back windows and seats. All for a low price. And it won't break the bank at the gas pump either. Estimates have actually been made of something called its MPG, or Miles Per Gallon. It's so amazing. It's a race against the clock to buy a new car before the old car konks out.

Yes, the old clunker is a 1996 Camry with over 130,000 miles on it, peeling paint, a front passenger side window that is slightly ajar, and intermittent starting problems. Hopefully no one from Toyota is reading this blog as we try to get at least a little bit for the trade in.

It's a shame, because next February, the car would have been 13 years old, and it would have been time for its CarMitzvah. We would have read from the Holy Toyota Manual, and had all of our family and friends pump in a ceremonial tank of gas. But no candle lighting. Candles and gasoline do not mix. But alas, tis not to be. I guess maybe a new family will learn to love our old car before it totally falls apart.

Well, I've yapped enough to make this a good enough blog for Steve's blog.

So wish us good luck tomorrow at the dealership.

Vroom Vroom Vroom!--Steve-o

Steve's Blog Part Labor Day

What? Do a blog on Labor Day. That could be construed as work, and that is not allowed.

Well anyway, here's a picture of the "fam" from our trip to Ocean City, MD.

Tomorrow, back to work. Phooey!