This has to be a quick blog, for we have lots of chores to do for tomorrow, because we have to try to get out of the house early tomorrow, because tomorrow night, we are going to try to buy... A NEW CAR!!!!!! That's right, the brand new 2009 Camry. The 2009 Camry features four wheels, a steering wheel, built in front, side and back windows and seats. All for a low price. And it won't break the bank at the gas pump either. Estimates have actually been made of something called its MPG, or Miles Per Gallon. It's so amazing. It's a race against the clock to buy a new car before the old car konks out.
Yes, the old clunker is a 1996 Camry with over 130,000 miles on it, peeling paint, a front passenger side window that is slightly ajar, and intermittent starting problems. Hopefully no one from Toyota is reading this blog as we try to get at least a little bit for the trade in.
It's a shame, because next February, the car would have been 13 years old, and it would have been time for its CarMitzvah. We would have read from the Holy Toyota Manual, and had all of our family and friends pump in a ceremonial tank of gas. But no candle lighting. Candles and gasoline do not mix. But alas, tis not to be. I guess maybe a new family will learn to love our old car before it totally falls apart.
Well, I've yapped enough to make this a good enough blog for Steve's blog.
So wish us good luck tomorrow at the dealership.
Vroom Vroom Vroom!--Steve-o
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Buy a Ford. Keep it in a America!! God Bless America.
maybe it is a girl car and you can have a Bat Mitzvah at age 12. Look underneath the car to verify.
Allyne
blah blah blah blah blah blah snarf
Allyne
Oh no!!! What happened to the Eagles??? Is it me or does it seem like McNabb plays well for three quarter and then gets tired in the 4th? And what was with the boneheaded play of Jackson? Who gets ahead of the defense, catches a beautiful pass, runs to the endzone and drops the ball in celebration before crossing the goal line. The MNF people say that they are working with him on his cockiness. I hope so. We don't need baby T.O. Oh, wait a second? I think I am on the wrong blog. I wanted 610WIP.
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