Well, the Presidential election is tomorrow. We all know what's at stake. Evidently, both Senators McCain and Obama have realized that Steve's Blog is the only bit of possible advertising space that they have not touched in this campaign. And, my friends, just to spite me for that, they each want to take over Steve's Blog right away, even though the election will be over tomorrow.
But I have very persuasive arguments as to why I should remain at the helm of Steve's Blog.
If Senator McCain is elected as President of Steve's Blog, he will, for the first time, make you pay for reading Steve's Blog. I think that is unconscionable. He will also put a freeze on all new ideas in Steve's Blog. And while it is true that I don't come up with new ideas very often, on the off chance that I should come up with some great ideas, I think that is "that word that I said before". Also, all blogs would have to be pre-screened by Sarah Palin before they were posted. If she didn't get the joke, it wouldn't be allowed to be printed. You know what havoc that would cause.
And if Senator Obama took over Steve's Blog, he would tax all blogs over 250 words. Now it is true that many of my blogs are short. But that doesn't mean I shouldn't have the freedom to make my blog as long as I want! And furthermore, if my blog is long and well-written, Senator Obama proposes to take some of my blog and share it with other less-fortunate blogs whose writers may not be as skilled or as fortunate as I. And finally, he will play the race car and force all blogs to be about NASCAR (What, it's not the race car? Oh, never mind)
Ralph Nader, I believe, is also running for President of Steve's Blog. He thinks that Steve's Blog is wasteful and is not good for the environment. He wants to shut Steve's Blog down outright, without so much as a warning. But just because Steve's Blog is usually written between 10 and 11 O'Clock at night on a Monday, doesn't mean it's not a literary masterpiece every time! One that lifts the human spirit! And takes the country on its back! And rides the wave of cliche right into the next millenium-century-era-period-of-times-of-war-and-inequality-and-lots-of-other-stuff!
So on November 4, (or whenever), vote for Steve to continue as the leader of Steve's Blog. And help keep this country Gradess!
I'm Steve, and I approved this blog.
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8 comments:
I vote Nader
Wow, I actually enjoyed your blog this time. Not a negative thing to say in the slightest. Good job.
Well, usually negative person. I'm glad you liked this week's blog. Rock the vote!
This might have been your funniest blog of the year!!!
From an anonymous commenter who is NOT in any way, shape or form, related to my brother, um, I mean Steve.
Oh brother, you had to ruin it Steve's sister. You couldn't leave well enough alone. I complimented him on a well written and clever blog and you have to ruin it by showing that ole family support again. Couldn't you just let my comments stand alone? You don't have to voice your support for him every single time with the old cutsey way you do so time and time again. He knows you support him. If you are a close, loving family he knows he has your support. It's the true anonymous folks that he is trying to win over. Let it go. Anyway, good job Steve. Let's keep it up.
You really thought that was a good blog. That was so boring I couldn't even finish reading it.
Well, I have been following Steve's Blog for some time now and have been very outspoken about just how bad it truly is. You might have read some of my unflattering words. Gotta give credit where credit is due though, I though this week's blog was clever and amusing. What I can't stand is his family rushing to his defence everytime you offer him constructive criticism. Oh well. What can you do. Life goes on.
"defence"??? What are you Canadian?
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