Steve's Blog Part "Facebook"

One great thing about Facebook is all of the cool groups you can create or join. If you are not on Facebook, this blog probably will not make much sense, but anyhoo, here goes.

Here are the Top Ten Groups that I'd like to create:

10: People who love words that contain the letter "E".

9: People who worship Steven Gradess like the man goddess he is.

8: People who were born on July 20, 1971 and are also good at solving Rubix Cubes.

7: People who graduated high school.

6: People, people who love people...

5: People who are fed up with people who are fed up, and also like Pat Benatar.

4: People who remember things in their hometown that are no longer there.

3: People who only watched the first 40 minutes of every Love Boat episode and therefore think that nothing ever works out.

2: People who are still searching for a word to rhyme with orange after all of these years.

1: People who like reading to the end of blogs.

Steve's Blog Part "Not What You Would Think"

Most of you would probably think that I would write a blog today about the Eagles. But no, today, I truly want to appeal to everybody. And what do we have in common. We all started out as a one-celled creature. So here are some jokes about one-celled creatures.

How does a one-celled creature call his friend? On his One-Cell Phone.

How did the one-celled salesman get the people to buy the product? He went for the hard cell.

Why did the amoeba (a one-celled animal) go to a personal trainer? So he could stay out of shape.

What happened to the one-celled couple when they were having problems? They split up.

What do one-celled kids play with? Cell-y putty.

What is the favorite battery of one-celled animals? Duh. Dura-cell.

How did the one-celled animal say goodbye to the other one-celled animal? Nice to cell you. Cell you later.

Well, that's all of the one-celled jokes I have for tonight. It really brings you back to when you were a one-celled creature, doesn't it?

Alright, GO EAGLES!

Steve's Blog Part "KBLG"

Welcome to KBLG, your super blog radio station. I'm your host, DJ M.C. Humor, and we got some great songs for you tonight, and they're all about blogs.

First off, it's a peppy little number that goes a little something like this:

Don't just sit there
like a bump on a log
Go on
and write your blog.

You can write about airplanes
or cranberries in bogs
As long as
you call it--a blog.

Ok, just a little sampling of that one. And now on to a little folksy ditty that goes a little sumptin' like dis:

If I had a blog,
I'd blog in the morning
I'd blog in the evening
All over this land

I'd blog for nonsense
I'd blog for no reason
I'd send a link, to,
My sisters and brothers
My friends and coworkers
All over this land.

Awesome! And now a rockin' tune from America's greatest hard rock blogger, Bloggy Blogsbourne:

Blogging
That's how I roll
I learned how to blog
Blogging wherever I go-o-o.

Criticism
Won't change me
I'll blog until I break
I'm going on with a rant
On a blogging train...

And finally, before we go to break, a blog song leftover from the holidays:

Little blogs, little blogs
Little blogs rock
'Cause if they're too long
You won't stay for long

Ranting and raving
enough for one day
Now it's time
To say Hooray!

And that's... this week's.... blog...........