Most of you would probably think that I would write a blog today about the Eagles. But no, today, I truly want to appeal to everybody. And what do we have in common. We all started out as a one-celled creature. So here are some jokes about one-celled creatures.
How does a one-celled creature call his friend? On his One-Cell Phone.
How did the one-celled salesman get the people to buy the product? He went for the hard cell.
Why did the amoeba (a one-celled animal) go to a personal trainer? So he could stay out of shape.
What happened to the one-celled couple when they were having problems? They split up.
What do one-celled kids play with? Cell-y putty.
What is the favorite battery of one-celled animals? Duh. Dura-cell.
How did the one-celled animal say goodbye to the other one-celled animal? Nice to cell you. Cell you later.
Well, that's all of the one-celled jokes I have for tonight. It really brings you back to when you were a one-celled creature, doesn't it?
Alright, GO EAGLES!
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Celltastic!
From Steve's Writing Partner Mike -
As Exidor used to say to Mork:
"That was Brilllll-iant!!!!!!!!!"
And Joy thought that was "really funny," "very funny"!
Mike's favorite was the one-cell splitup!
Mike and Joy are the biggest set of yes men in the history of yes men. Let me ask you, do your lips ever get tired?
Do you have any brain cells left? You must smoke a lot of crack.
I smoke pencil shavings Michael Irvin.
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