Steve's Blog Part "Hello, yeah, it's been a while..."
Well, it's been a few weeks since my last blog. I certainly could have found the time to do one, but alas. And I was going to do one tonight, but now it's too late.
Oh well.
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Steve's writing partner Mike says, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was the best one so far, beyond words, you are the hipest hipster, so slick, you don't even mean to be funny and yet, POW, there you go!!! Oh man, if only i could be you, I mean, if only I could write like you."
From Steve's REAL Writing Partner Mike, who knows how to capitilize "I's": Great Todd Rundgren weblog this week, Steve! ("Helloooo, it's me . .. . ") I would like to take this opportunity to offer FREE training sessions for audience members who are having a hard time getting their laugh tracks revved up. If Steve doesn't get you going, there's no hope, so you absolutely need Laugh Therapy! As announced so eloquently in "Spaceballs,"
"Laugh it UP, Fuzzzz-ball!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - Mike
Now wait. I'm am the real Steve's writing partner Mike, not this not-so-clever imposter. You know it's really me because I would never quote Todd Rundgren. Nor would I pretend to applaud a blog written by Steve that wasn't intended to be funny, but simply a note to say he is still around but has been busy. So Steve my friend, keep the blogs coming. I know I speak for alot of people when I say that they are missed.
Will the real Steve's writing partner please stand up. You are all wrong because it's me. Here, I'll prove it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh Steve that was the funniest thing I have ever read, ever. EVER! EVER EVER! I laughed for twenty minutes straight I swear. I am still laughing. I feel asleep with that on my brain and wound up incorporating it into my dreams. My wife told me I laughed all night in my sleep. I love you, and wish I could have your babies. Darn, where did that come from? Anyways, that was just the funniest thing in the history of the world Part I.
From Steve's REAL Writing Partner Mike: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - forget the FREE Humor Therapy offer - you don't need it anymore - Steve's Writing Partner Mike's IMPOSTER is now cracking me up almost as much as STEVE! This is the true purpose of Steve's weblog (which is actually the real name for a "blog," and only Steve's REAL Writing Partner Mike would be picky enough to refuse to use the word "blog" upon finding out the real name for it). This is GREAT! It now looks like Steve has a new Writing Partner - "Steve's Writing Partner 'Steve's REAL Writing Partner Mike's Imposter'." Awesome! - Mike
I am tired of trying to prove my identity. I know who I am...I am MIKE. Steve's faithful side kick. I am Robin to his Batman, Ed to his Johnny...dare I say Andy to his Conan. Steve comes up with the ideas and i tag along and laugh. Although it's peobably not fair to Andy because I do believe he was one of Conan's writers, so scratch him. I am more like Ed McMahon. Ho Ho Ho Johnny, that was funny, now where's my liquor?
Not much, how 'bout you? It's been such a long long time and I really do miss your blog...I'm not talkin' 'bout 3 pages and I don't want you to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out and I'd really like to see a short blog.
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Steve's writing partner Mike says, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was the best one so far, beyond words, you are the hipest hipster, so slick, you don't even mean to be funny and yet, POW, there you go!!! Oh man, if only i could be you, I mean, if only I could write like you."
-Steve, oops, strike that...
-Mike
From Steve's REAL Writing Partner Mike, who knows how to capitilize "I's": Great Todd Rundgren weblog this week, Steve! ("Helloooo, it's me . .. . ") I would like to take this opportunity to offer FREE training sessions for audience members who are having a hard time getting their laugh tracks revved up. If Steve doesn't get you going, there's no hope, so you absolutely need Laugh Therapy! As announced so eloquently in "Spaceballs,"
"Laugh it UP, Fuzzzz-ball!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
- Mike
Now wait. I'm am the real Steve's writing partner Mike, not this not-so-clever imposter. You know it's really me because I would never quote Todd Rundgren. Nor would I pretend to applaud a blog written by Steve that wasn't intended to be funny, but simply a note to say he is still around but has been busy. So Steve my friend, keep the blogs coming. I know I speak for alot of people when I say that they are missed.
No, this is really Steve's writing partner Mike. Steve wants you all to buy Zeolite from him. Peace out homies!
Will the real Steve's writing partner please stand up. You are all wrong because it's me. Here, I'll prove it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh Steve that was the funniest thing I have ever read, ever. EVER! EVER EVER! I laughed for twenty minutes straight I swear. I am still laughing. I feel asleep with that on my brain and wound up incorporating it into my dreams. My wife told me I laughed all night in my sleep. I love you, and wish I could have your babies. Darn, where did that come from? Anyways, that was just the funniest thing in the history of the world Part I.
See, it IS me Mike.
From Steve's REAL Writing Partner Mike:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - forget the FREE Humor Therapy offer - you don't need it anymore - Steve's Writing Partner Mike's IMPOSTER is now cracking me up almost as much as STEVE! This is the true purpose of Steve's weblog (which is actually the real name for a "blog," and only Steve's REAL Writing Partner Mike would be picky enough to refuse to use the word "blog" upon finding out the real name for it).
This is GREAT! It now looks like Steve has a new Writing Partner - "Steve's Writing Partner 'Steve's REAL Writing Partner Mike's Imposter'."
Awesome!
- Mike
I am tired of trying to prove my identity. I know who I am...I am MIKE. Steve's faithful side kick. I am Robin to his Batman, Ed to his Johnny...dare I say Andy to his Conan. Steve comes up with the ideas and i tag along and laugh. Although it's peobably not fair to Andy because I do believe he was one of Conan's writers, so scratch him. I am more like Ed McMahon. Ho Ho Ho Johnny, that was funny, now where's my liquor?
Not much, how 'bout you? It's been such a long long time and I really do miss your blog...I'm not talkin' 'bout 3 pages and I don't want you to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out and I'd really like to see a short blog.
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