Well, here we are at the second blog already. How time has gone by. I'd like to thank all of you for your response last week which was, if not overwhelming, was at least whelming. And at least one or two people asked me when my next blog was going to be. (cue snooty accent) Well, we can't disappoint our public, can we. HA HA HA. (end snooty accent)
So one person wanted to know what the JHBCT was. Well this is a creation from my friend Mike, and it is in fact the not-well-known-at-all Journal of Half-Baked Cacamaimy Theories, a journal that doesn't really exist, but it still funny nonetheless. More breaking news about this journal as it becomes available.
And now it's time for this week's deep thought--When a lamp is not turned on, it is still called a lamp. And when a light is not turned on, it is still a light. So why it is so hard for women to email my friend Mike back when he emails them on Match.com? If anyone knows the answer to this question, please provide it to us. Don't keep it to yourself. That would be rude. And if you know the answers to any other questions, please feel free to share them, too. Or if you know any other questions, whether or not they have answers, you can tell us about that, as well. Basically, you can do whatever you want. Who am I to tell you what to do? (cue Jewish Mother accent) Vell, if you vant to throw your life avay, don't let me stand in your way. Oy Vay! (end Jewish Accent)
Ok, that's it for this week's blog.
COMING UP NEXT WEEK: How to make a half an hour in 30 minutes or less.
Stay classy, internet!
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I am most expert in Internet dating, having received enthusiastic replies to well more than half my queries of fine dames. And of those who replied, well, let me just say that I have acquired several part-time and one full-time stalkers after the inevitable scoot after the inevitable shoop (if you're hip to the jive). My advice to your pal is this: Go for the crazy ones. They make room on their schedules, even at odd times like 4 a.m. Stock up the liquor cabinet, have 911 on your speed dial and let the fun (shudder) begin.
He will definitely get replies if he subscribes to MeonYou.com
Do I detect a little plagiarism of the "deep thoughts"?
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