Monday, November 19, 2007

Steve's Blog Part Cat

Yes, it's the moment you've all been waiting for--another blog.

First off, one reader suggested that as an addendum to last week's blog that I give some kudos to our nation's veterans. Ok, here goes: "Kudos, nation's veterans!" Second, I'd like to give a shout out to all of our international readers out there (well, one person, as far as I know, but better than nuttin'! Third, I made a comment on another person's blog, and both the blogger and his mother thought it was funny. Check it out at http://cheifet.blogspot.com (re: "A state of loneliness").

Ok, now it's time for this week's joke: What do you call a game show about couples with bladder problems? The NewlyWet Game. HA HA HA!

And now, the real meat of the blog. The part where I really pull out all of the stops. The part where I paint the town red. The part where I make you forget a time when there wasn't a Steve's Blog. Yes, it's time to look back at the ups and down of Steve's first three blog in a segment called VHWUN's Behind the Blog.

Narrator: Everything was looking rosy for Steve after his first blog. Everyone suddently loved him, or so he thought. But paranoia quickly set in. Did they love him for him, or was it just for his blog? Here's Steve, in his own words.

Steve: This is me, in my own words.

Narrator: Telling words indeed. By the second blog, Steve was addicted to prescription painkillers and huffing and had withdrawn from society. When he tried to get in touch with his inner child, it hung up on him. He had hit rock bottom. Steve now continues the story.

Steve: Please continue.

Narrator: Ok. By the third blog, Steve had turned his life around. It wasn't any one thing that turned him around, just a lot of hard lessons along the way. Steve now courageously continues his blogging journey, in this, his fourth blog. And now, Steve's final thoughts.

Steve: Thanks for all of your support. Keeping buying the albums! We'll see you next week.

Next week: Celsius to Fahrenheit--What they don't want you to know.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always knew those celcius folks were up to no good!

Anonymous said...

kudos on the veterans comment! otherwise you and many others might be speaking German!