Steve's Blog Part Twah

Welcome back, everyone! I hope you all had a good week! I know I did! You can tell by all of the exclamation marks!

Before we get started, one of my co-workers suggested that I put more "jokey jokes" in my blog, the kind that can just hit you in the face with laughter. Well, we at Steve's Blog like to please our audience. So here goes, a joke:

Arnold Swartzenegger, in his new movie about composers: "You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach!"

And there you have it, a joke to start things off. Well, aforementioned co-worker, I hope you liked that one. If not, well, I shudder to even think about it. Let's just hope for the best.

And now, we can begin. Because it is Veteran's Day today, today's blog is a salute to veterans. How do I know it is Veteran's Day, you ask? Well, because I work for the government and I had the day off. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't have even noticed. But anyway, I will now tell you how I spent my day honoring veterans.

First, I drove my daughter to day care, honoring veterans every step of the way. Then, I dropped my son off at our neighbor's house so she could take him to the school bus stop, still thinking about veterans all the way. I then had breakfast, veterans racing through my head with every chew. Next, I took a two hour nap, dreaming about veterans in every REM Stage. Then, I woke up and had some lunch, chewing and honoring veterans at the same time (not an easy feat).

After that, I really honored veterans by going to Kohl's to shop at a Veteran's Day sale. I bought one shirt and three pairs of pants that would be suitable for a veteran of my exact build and taste. And if this veteran were like me, he would have to shop alone because his wife would refuse to shop with him again because it takes him so long to pick out clothes. Then I drove home--driving, listening to the radio and honoring veterans, all at the same time (I am multi-talented!).

After surfing the internet for a while (no doubt while some veterans were surfing the internet, too), I took another nap (I am not only multi-talented, but multi-tired, too!) Other tired veterans may have been sleeping at the same time I was, which is pretty exciting! Then, I woke up and had some food while watching Oprah, with special guest star Celine Dion. Imagine how many veterans were probably watching the same show, because I'm sure lots of veterans like Oprah. I hope one day to have my book be the first humorous book in Oprah's book club. Most of those books are too bloody serious. Lighten up, people!

At this point, it was around the time that I would have been getting out of work anyway, so after this time I did not concentrate on specifically honoring veterans, except for this blog which I am writing now.

And now, I leave you with this week's poll question:

What do you think veterans would think of this blog:
A. This is a load of crap.
B. This is a load of doo-doo.
C. This is a load of (insert your own synonym here)
D. All of the above.

Coming up next week: More stuff off of the top of my head. Sassy!

Love ya, mean it!

--Moi