Steve's Blog Part Really Really Real

Well, blog fans, one of my coworkers suggested that I base this week's blog on some real events that happened to me in the last week. But just to spite this person, I will not. There, person/coworker, how do you like those apples?

And in any case, who's to say what is "real" anyway. I shall now site examples:

• Most of so-called "Reality" TV is not that real.
• One product claims to be "Real" mayonnaise. Is it?
• One product used to claim be "The Real Thing". Was it?

There. I have sited enough examples. Do not make me site more examples, or I will be mad at you. And you don't want that. Grrrr!

Since I know you, the reader, cannot handle too much new information at one time, I will make that the end of the main point of my blog today. So don't complain that this blog is too long and you don't have time to read it. Nobody likes a whiner! Meowww!

And now this week's joke: Try the latest new product to calm your urges towards Political Fanaticism: PrimariAgra. If, after using this product, you experience an election lasting more than four hours, please call your Ward Leader immediately.

Next week: SuperDelegates vs. the SuperFriends!

Toodle Ew!--Steve