Monday, January 5, 2009

Steve's Blog Part "KBLG"

Welcome to KBLG, your super blog radio station. I'm your host, DJ M.C. Humor, and we got some great songs for you tonight, and they're all about blogs.

First off, it's a peppy little number that goes a little something like this:

Don't just sit there
like a bump on a log
Go on
and write your blog.

You can write about airplanes
or cranberries in bogs
As long as
you call it--a blog.

Ok, just a little sampling of that one. And now on to a little folksy ditty that goes a little sumptin' like dis:

If I had a blog,
I'd blog in the morning
I'd blog in the evening
All over this land

I'd blog for nonsense
I'd blog for no reason
I'd send a link, to,
My sisters and brothers
My friends and coworkers
All over this land.

Awesome! And now a rockin' tune from America's greatest hard rock blogger, Bloggy Blogsbourne:

Blogging
That's how I roll
I learned how to blog
Blogging wherever I go-o-o.

Criticism
Won't change me
I'll blog until I break
I'm going on with a rant
On a blogging train...

And finally, before we go to break, a blog song leftover from the holidays:

Little blogs, little blogs
Little blogs rock
'Cause if they're too long
You won't stay for long

Ranting and raving
enough for one day
Now it's time
To say Hooray!

And that's... this week's.... blog...........

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awesome! It's much better than Cats...I'll see it again and again..

I am in no way married to Steve nor did I have any of his children...

Anonymous said...

Another heart-felt, inspiring blog from our brilliant blogger Steve. (I am in no way related to Steve, nor do we share the same parents)

Steve--a.k.a Dr. Humor said...

Thank you, anonymous commenters. I wish I only knew who you were.

Anonymous said...

Another crappy blog and I am really in no way related to Steve, nor have i ever met him on a crowded crosstown bus coinciding with the vernal equinox on a day when Soupy Sales' great nephew was sitting for his bar working with a number three pencil made from wood from the Molasses Swamp . And btw, you are so wrong. Cats is much better than this blog. Maybe Steve should get Andrew Lloyd Webber to write his blogs from now on. Don't Cry for Steve Bloggy Readers.

Anonymous said...

From Steve's Writing Partner Mike:
HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHA HA AHA HA AHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And another "he's MAD!" From Steve's Writing Partner Mike's Girlfriend Joy!

Anonymous said...

Your blog is super, like your face.

Anonymous said...

I love this blog, it is awesome and I am in no way the father of the boy whose 2nd cousin's uncle went to school with Steve back in the 80's in the NE side of Philly around 2:20 in the afternoon.

Anonymous said...

I am related to Steve and think his blog sucks...

Anonymous said...

I am not related to Steve, but if I were, say a second cousin or third once removed, I would have to say that it is hit or miss with him. Sometimes he manages a funny line, but often that is not the case. Maybe if he were MY brother or he somehow married my sister, opinions would change but until we find a way into each others families, then I am at a loss.

Anonymous said...

Steve's blog is awesome (I am in no way related to Steve, but I think I did share a pizza with him in the 2nd grade)

Anonymous said...

Awesome! It's much better than The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh...I will return to his site again and again and again and again.

I am in no way married to Steve nor are we divorced. I do have kids but I don't believe that Steve is responsible.

Anonymous said...

This is fun...I almost feel like one of the family. Maybe I can be your honorary sister too? What do you say Steve. A powerful ally I would be, hmm yes, a powerful ally.

Anonymous said...

I love this blog but hate it too. I am in no way related to anyone anywhere, nor do I share any commonalities with Steve, Steve's family or the rest of you Earthlings...I mean people.

Anonymous said...

I think Steve is swell,
Love sincerely, your friend and life long stranger

-Leonardo Smith